Upon receiving a shiny silver parcel the post I was excited, what could it be, did I order something groovy of the interweb? Is it a present from someone??
Err no, it turns out to be a big box with some more silver cardboard inside, some bits of card with companies pretending they like Royal mail to get in the mailshot and a letter telling me about how good Special Delivery is. Seems as through Royal Mail thinks as it doesn’t have to pay for it’s own mailshots it may as well make them as big heavy and wasteful as possible.
They also sent me a separate letter on the same day with some jibba jabba about them modernising, do I care? Naturally I put it in with the recycling, apart form the envelope which can’t be recycled due to a plastic window